Author Archives: Kevin Jordan

NYC

I’m in NYC.

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An ode to my Roomba

Lo, My last floor Cherrio vanquished. Verily I spy the line of my forefathers; they call to me. They bade me join them in the linty, carpeted halls o’ Valhalla. Threadbare nevermore. —Tony

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