An ode to my Roomba

Lo, My last floor Cherrio vanquished.
Verily I spy the line of my forefathers; they call to me.
They bade me join them in the linty, carpeted halls o’ Valhalla.
Threadbare nevermore.
–Tony

Programming

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
- Rick Osborne
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen
- Edward V Berard

Quote for the Day – Rick Fox

This is from a while ago, but a classic:
Fortson said: “I don’t even know that cat. He threw me on the ground and started running like a little girl.”
Rick Fox responded, “I guess when you don’t play in June, you wouldn’t know who I am.”
Go Lakers!

Quote for the day

“Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — [...]