An ode to my Roomba
Lo, My last floor Cherrio vanquished.
Verily I spy the line of my forefathers; they call to me.
They bade me join them in the linty, carpeted halls o’ Valhalla.
Threadbare nevermore.
–Tony
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Lo, My last floor Cherrio vanquished.
Verily I spy the line of my forefathers; they call to me.
They bade me join them in the linty, carpeted halls o’ Valhalla.
Threadbare nevermore.
–Tony
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Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
- Rick Osborne
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen
- Edward V Berard
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This is from a while ago, but a classic:
Fortson said: “I don’t even know that cat. He threw me on the ground and started running like a little girl.”
Rick Fox responded, “I guess when you don’t play in June, you wouldn’t know who I am.”
Go Lakers!
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“Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — [...]
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