Category Archives: Quotes

An ode to my Roomba

Posted on May 30, 2009 by Kevin Jordan

Lo, My last floor Cherrio vanquished. Verily I spy the line of my forefathers; they call to me. They bade me join them in the linty, carpeted halls o’ Valhalla. Threadbare nevermore. –Tony

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Programming

Posted on May 15, 2009 by Kevin Jordan

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. – Rick Osborne Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen … Continue reading →

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Quote for the Day – Rick Fox

Posted on April 2, 2004 by Kevin Jordan

This is from a while ago, but a classic: Fortson said: “I don’t even know that cat. He threw me on the ground and started running like a little girl.” Rick Fox responded, “I guess when you don’t play in … Continue reading →

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Quote for the day

Posted on December 7, 2003 by Kevin Jordan

“Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know … Continue reading →

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